Grocery 2 Go Will Deliver You Food From Anywhere (While Wearing Pants)

Us lazy slackers are in luck. There's a new local business, servicing the Cd'A/PF area, called Grocery 2 Go, and this is their divine mission statement: "Hungry? Got a craving? Stuck at work? Can't get to a restaurant? We can bring ANY restaurant's food directly to your dining room table. From McDonald's to Beverly's we have got you covered!"

This is great for those times when your Robitussin AC is just starting to kick in, a rerun from Season 7 of America's Next Top Model is about to come on the TV set, and you just can't be bothered to take off the leopard Snuggie and get gussied up for an actual car trip to Canton for a Number C and a side of Egg Foo Young.

Plus, you don't have to worry about some damn dirty hipster delivering your situation either. Their website states:

Who will be delivering my food?All drivers have been vetted with background checks.  Drivers are curious, polite, and willing to go the extra mile for you.  All drivers must comply with our dress standards including company shirts and long pants.  It is important that our drivers arrive to your house properly dressed and adhering to our grooming standards.  If your delivery driver does not meet your expectation please feel free to call 866-230-FOOD and press extension "2" or "3" to speak with the owners.

That's comforting to know, although I suppose that means they won't be doing the old King Pizza thing of delivering (ahem) "green pizzas" (cough) to your door either. The cost of their services isn't outrageous either. Who wouldn't gladly pay four bucks to have a well-dressed gentleman deliver a hot, steaming box of frijoles to their casa?