Tuesday, December 30, 2008

New Year's Eve

1. Drink.
2. Dance.
3. Drink more.
4. Scream "Happy New Year" and make out at the stroke of midnight.
5. Drink even more.
6. Take taxi home.
7. Pass out alone, again.
8. Weird dream about the Giraffes of Death Metal.
9. Crawl into Breakfast Nook.
10. Brady Bunch marathon on TV Land.




What? New Years Eve
Where? Who? When?


315 MARTINIS & TAPAS, 315 Wallace Ave., Coeur d'Alene -Tom Kuntz & Allen Markley (Jazz) – 6 P.M.
BAJA BARGARITA, 115 N. Second St., Coeur d'Alene- DJ Benny (Top-40/Rock) – 8 P.M.
BIG AL’S, 6361 W. Seltice Way, Post Falls - Jim Huntsman Band/Borderline (Country/Rock) – 9 P.M.
BOBBI'S, 785 Centre St., Plummer - DJ Barry (Dance/Variety) - 9 P.M.
CARLIN BAY RESORT, 33917 S. Highway 97, Harrison -Ryan Larsen Band (Country) – 8:30 P.M.
CHILLERS, 1920 E. Sherman Ave., Coeur d'Alene - Slipstream (Rock) – 8:45 P.M.
COEUR D'ALENE CASINO, Highway 95 South, Worley -Smash Hit Carnival (Show Band/Impersonators) - 8 P.M.
COEUR D’ALENE RESORT, 2nd & Front, Coeur d’Alene – Nobody Famous (Variety) - 8 P.M.
CURLEY'S, 26433 W. Highway 53, Post Falls - The Keep (Rock) - 9 P.M.
EICHARDT’S PUB, 2121 Cedar St., Sandpoint - Charley Packard (Originals) - 8 P.M.
ELKINS RESORT, 404 Elkins Rd., Nordman -The Rub (Rock/Variety) – 8 P.M.
MIK-N-MAC’S LOUNGE, 406 N. Fourth St., Coeur d'Alene - DJ Jason (Hip-Hop/Top-40) – 9 P.M.
ODDBALLZ, 301 Main St., Smelterville - Blyndspot (Rock) – 9 P.M.
ONE EYES, 7985 W. Main St., Rathdrum - Simon Sez (Rock/Variety) - 8 P.M.,
ONE SHOT CHARLIE’S, 200 S. Cd'a Ave., Harrison - Four On The Floor (Rock/Variety) – 8 P.M.
SHORE LOUNGE, Coeur D’alene Resort, Coeur d'Alene- Nate Ostrander & Chronic Blue (Rock/Blues) – 9 P.M.
STAGE RIGHT CELLARS, 302 N. First St., Sandpoint - Mike Strain (Jazz/Folk) – 6 P.M.
SUN MEADOW NUDIST RESORT, 30400 Sun Ray Trail, Worley - Rapid Transit Road Show (Dance) – 6:30 P.M.
SUNSET BOWLING CENTER, 202 W. Sunset Ave., Coeur d'Alene - Kelly Hughes Band (Country) – 9 P.M.
TAPS LOUNGE, Schweitzer Mountain Resort, Sandpoint - Clumsy Lovers (Celtic/Indie) – 8 P.M.,
TEMPLIN’S, Red Lion Inn, 414 E. First Ave., Post Falls - Sammy Eubanks (Country/Blues) – 9 P.M.
WHITEHORSE SALOON, 6248 W Maine St., Spirit Lake - Pj Destiny (Classic Rock) – 8 P.M.
WINE CELLAR, 313 Sherman Ave., Coeur D’alene - Laffin’ Bones (Blues) – 6 P.M.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Music Monday: Favorite Albums of 2008



(I'd love to do an all-local list here, but the reality is that North Idaho CD releases are few and far between, and although I'd offer my moral support local musicians of any and all genres, many local releases just aren't really my cup of musical tea. However, in 2008 one regionally produced album rose to the surface for me: The Shook Twins' "You Can Have the Rest." Mellow, golden harmonies from Sandpoint's own Katelyn and Lori sit atop the loose, light funk of the newly expanded band and the songwriting is original, clever and catchy. It's a light-the-candles and incense red wine classic. Hear previews and order at CDBaby.)

Anyway, it's that time of the year again to look back on everything else that crossed the Get Out music radar and made us go "boum boum" in 2008, internationally speaking.

1. TV On The Radio – Dear Science (4AD)
2. School of Seven Bells – Alpinisms (Ghostly International)
3. Of Montreal – Skeletal Lamping (Polyvinyl)
4. Hercules and Love Affair- Hercules and Love Affair (Mute)
5. Crystal Stilts – Alight of Night (Slumberland)
6. Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend (XL)
7. Magnetic Fields – Distortion (Nonesuch)
8. Beck – Modern Guilt (Interscope)
9. M83 – Saturdays = Youth (Mute)
10. The Breeders- Mountain Battles(4AD)
11. Bloc Party – Intimiacy (Atlantic)
12. Deerhunter – Microcastle (4AD)
13. Stereolab – Chemical Chords (4AD)
14. The Cure – 4:13 Dream (Geffen)
15. The Kills – Midnight Boom (Domino)
16. Cut Copy – In Ghost Colors (Modular)
17. Sigur Ros- Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust (XL)
18. David Byrne & Brian Eno – Everything That Happens Will Happen
Today (Todo Mundo)
19. Duffy - Rockferry (Atlantic)
20. Hot Chip – Made In The Dark (Astralweks)

I created a playlist/mix CD including selected tracks from the above list so as Happy New Year present for y'all, I've made a downloadable zip file containing all the mp3s plus cover art. Enjoy!

Tracklist of "New Golden Olives: 2008 in Review" is as follows:

01 Of Montreal - Nonpareil Of Favor
02 Vampire Weekend - Campus
03 The Breeders – Night of Joy
04 Sigur Ros - Gobbledigook
05 Magnetic Fields – Please Stop Dancing
06 Gang Gang Dance – Blue Nile
07 Beck – Replica
08 Deerhunter – Nothing Ever Happened
09 Bloc Party – Trojan Horse
10 Stereolab – Fractal Dream of a Thing
11 The Cure – The Real Snow White
12 Crystal Stilts – Crystal Stilts
13 School of Seven Bells – Chain
14 TV On The Radio – Love Dog
15 Hercules and Love Affair – Raise Me Up
16 Ladytron – Kletva
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Saturday, December 27, 2008

Get Out! Best of 2008: A Random Look Back

It was the year the economy turned from a fluffy Aebleskiver into a flat crepe, the year of the bouffant hockey mom and her lizards of Satan, and the year of the agonizingly televised celebrity rehab stint. 2008 was so tense, so full of money stress and political mayhem and foolishness, how ever did we make it through? Well, we said “pish posh” to it all and went out to dine, drink and dance our woes away.

Many businesses emerged anew this year and just as many went the way of the K-Mart Cafeteria and ceased to exist. Some of the more memorable new local haunts this year included Baja Bargarita, 315 Martinis & Tapas Bar, Fleur de Sel Bistro, Morgio’s Sandwich Shop, Babak Kebab, the Chicken Basket, and Wagner’s Hofbrau. The “Oh, Finally!” award goes to Thai Bamboo which we weren’t sure would ever actually open after teasing us with an overlong construction time.

We get a little choked up thinking about some of the landmark places that have passed on to the great Yellow Pages in the sky, including Senor Froggy (demolished), China Gate (fire), Taco Johns (general ickiness), and Rogers Ice cream (vacant, for sale). Also on the Restaurant Grim Reaper’s hit list this year were Joey’s Smokin’ BBQ in Riverstone and Scott-Ja-Mama’s BBQ downtown. Hint: if you were considering opening a local BBQ joint, might we suggest Sushi instead.

In fact, the “Overkill Award” for 2008 goes to Sushi, for we couldn’t swing an eel without hitting someplace that serves gorgeous hand rolls of rice, vegetables and fresh fish. Not long ago, Takara was the sole sushi source in North Idaho, but nowadays the scene is thriving with Syringa, Fisherman’s Market, Oishii in Sandpoint, and the darkly mysterious Japan House. Heck, even Super 1 and Fred Meyer now sell passable versions of spicy tuna and dragon rolls.

As far as Chinese food goes, Chinese Gardens wins the “Most Improved Award”. A knockout remodeling job, a freshening up of the menu, and an improved cooking style turned a retro-grunge ‘70’s relic into a high-class destination eatery suitable for blind dates and Amway meetings.

Rathdrum takes our award for “Burger Capital of North Idaho”, a title we’d suggest to town bigwigs that they officially adopt. They could really “ham” it up and proclaim themselves as “Burgerville” and have “Burgerfests”, and build a giant burger-shaped merry-go-round for the city park. After all, not only do they have the amazing Burger Heaven in their ranks, but also the new Longboard-style Double-Double Burger which just opened, joining the other fine eateries in town that also serve burgers. The clincher is Charlie Beckett, the smiling 7-year-old Rathdrum boy who recently took first place in a national Red Robin contest with his “Holy Peno” burger recipe. Rathdrum, make him the adorable mascot on your new “Welcome to Burgerville” signs.

“Best New Shop for the Mature Only” goes to Adam & Eve on US95, and it’s a bit shocking as it is the first of its kind for our pleasantly prude town. They refer to their stock ever-so-gingerly as “13,000 erotic products”. You know, legwarmers and egg-timers, that kind of thing. Conversely, The award for “Best New Shop for the Somewhat Immature” goes to Lightning Comics, also on US95, where we like to let loose our inner nerds, digging for old Mad Magazines and amazing at all the cool collectible toys and action figures.

Coeur d’Alene saw the emergence of its own trademark characters in 2008, with the publication of Susan Nipp’s “The Adventures of Mudgy and Millie”, in which the moose-mouse duo trot their merry way from Tubbs Hill and through downtown, ending up at Independence Point. The lavish illustrations by Charles Reasoner and the accompanying series of wonderful public-art statues by Terry Lee make it the shoo-in winner of the “Cutest Local Children’s Book” award. We’d like to suggest a sequel, in which our intrepid duo decide to head the other way down Sherman Avenue for a fun visit with their cousins “Pudgy and Pillie” who live in a, shall we say, less-than-affluent section of town over on the east side.

The local music scene in North Idaho remained healthy in 2008, bolstered by the support of venues like Calypso’s Coffee in Coeur d’Alene and Pend Oreille Winery in Sandpoint, both of whom tie for our “Venue Most Likely to Take a Chance and Book Some Seriously Cool Acts” award. Michelle from Calypso’s poured so much enthusiasm into putting on shows this year, and her invitees covered the spectrum from free-form folk to indie pop to experimental hip-hop. Pend Oreille Winery keeps things mellow, focusing on acoustic folk and jazz, but they’re never afraid to open audience’s ears to new sounds.

One of their most frequently performing acts is The Shook Twins, who we honor with our award for “Best Local CD of 2008” for their album “You Can Have the Rest”. Mellow, golden harmonies from Katelyn and Laurie stretch out across the loose, light funk of the newly expanded full band and the songwriting is original, clever and catchy. It's a light-the-candles-and-incense-and-have-some-red-wine classic.

The “Most Famous North Idaho Band You’ve Never Heard Of Award" goes to Sandpoint’s We As Human, a Christian Metal quartet who’ve had over 280,000 hits on their MySpace page, have toured nationally with corporate sponsorship, and have received airplay on dozens of radio stations, all while not managing to make much of a ripple at home. Our personal “Local Act with the Most Promising Future Award" goes to Coeur d’Alene’s “The Pop Eccentric” who with their gauzy, psychedelic sound have become popular in Spokane’s flourishing “New Shoegaze” scene. Naturally, this makes them quite popular in the “Potential Chiropractic Patient” scene as well.

Finally, it was a bit difficult to pick the winner of the “Most Tireless Cover Band Award", for they are as plentiful trout in North Idaho and they can all play that funky music, white boy, night after night. Nominees included Nova, Four on the Floor, Ultraglide, Somebody’s Hero, Well Hung, Borderline, really there are too many to name. However, Simon Sez is the one I see listed week after week, performing precision covers of Fleetwood Mac and No Doubt everywhere from the Shore Lounge, to Chillers, to One Eye’s in Rathdrum, where they’ll be causing spontaneous eruptions of dancing and giving 2008 the final kiss-off this upcoming New Years Eve.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Monday Music: Christmas Mix 2008



Merky Crustmoose, Harpy Haaknikoo, Kooky Kwazzna, whatever it is that you choose to celebrate, my dear readers, I hope it's full of peace and mirth. As a holiday gift for y'all I've made available for download my annual Christmas-themed mix CD (or playlist) as a bunch of mp3s and cover art in a big zip file. It won't take long at all to download if you have broadband and will be worth it for the wonderful holiday cheer it's sure to bring to you and yours. Enjoy!

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Tracklist:
01 Elvis Presley & Wynonna Judd – Santa Claus is Back In Town
02 The Smithereens – Waking Up On Christmas Morning
03 Korla Pandit- It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
04 Lady Gaga – Christmas Tree (feat. Space Cowboy)
05 Kurtis Blow- Christmas Rapping
06 Eek-a-Mouse – Christmas-a-Come
07 The Hives & Cyndi Lauper – A Christmas Duel
08 Roger Christian – Mary Christmas
09 Barry Manilow – Because It’s Christmas (For All the Children)
10 The Raveonettes – Come On Santa
11 The Going Thing – My Christmas Tree
12 Rhianna – It Just Don’t Feel Like Christmas (Without You)
13 Dickie Valentine – Christmas Alphabet
14 Julie London – I’d Like You for Christmas (Ursula 1000 Mix)
15 Veggie Tales – The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas
16 Sheryl Crow – The Christmas Song
17 Jimmy Eat World –Last Christmas
18 Enya – O Come O Come Emmanuel
19 The Vandals – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Teriyaki Tiki

Teriyaki Tiki
Corner of 5th & Spruce,
Coeur d’Alene,
676-0123

Hawaiian Sunshine On An Icy Benatar Night

I sat shivering on a large rock in front of the Teriyaki Tiki hut, my posterior frozen to the rock’s frosty surface, the seat of my pants stuck like cheap Velcro. I was considering the irony of a sunny little Hawaiian hut serving summery BBQ take-away in the midst of a very wintery Idaho cold snap when suddenly another customer came roaring into the scene. She stepped out of her SUV like some kind of backwoods celebutant, tossed her gorgeous mane of brunette curls to and fro, stepped up to the window and from underneath a pair of huge sunglasses ordered simply “Kalua Pork. Two orders please.”

I watched as she received her change and did something remarkable and amazing, something I hadn’t thought of for some stupid reason. She got back inside her nice warm, comfortable vehicle to wait for her order, lit a cigarette and turned up the radio. It was Pat Benatar singing “Love is a Battlefield.” She exhaled a drag and glared at me for a few moments as if to say “Why are you sitting outside on an icy rock freezing your tucas off when your car is right there, you silly loon.” Maybe the island Tiki vibe had done a trick on my subconscious and I forgot it was only ten degrees out.

I stood up, slowly as to not to tear an ice hole in the seat of my jeans, and sheepishly climbed inside my car to wait out my teriyaki fix. I scanned the radio dial until I heard that voice warbling those immortal words, “We are young /Heartache to heartache we stand/No promises, no demands. “ I found myself singing along and looked over at my neighbor, hoping to catch her singing along too, to have some kind of Benatar moment together, but alas she had turned her attention to her phone and was yammering away obliviously.

Ever-smiling Teriyaki Tiki owner/chef Aggie appeared at the window of the hut and waved me up. It was so cold out she slid open the window only long enough to giggle “Here you go, thank you, bye-bye!” and handed over a white plastic bag holding a steaming Styrofoam box containing a meal sent from Heaven and worth its weight in gold.

I became enamored with Hawaiian food several years ago when I stumbled upon the Sunset Grill, a small café her and her family were running up in the Sunset Mall on US95. I was instantly impressed, eating there twice that week, but when I returned awhile later, the place was as empty as a coconut shell. I mourned its passing for weeks, cursing myself that I hadn’t worked harder to turn everyone I knew on to their exquisite fare to help them stay open.

I had a run-in with Aggie earlier this year while out on the town, and being that I was a few pints deep into the night at the time, probably scared her with my over-excited reaction when she told me the news; She was firing up the grill again, this time as a drive-up hut on the far edge of her backyard, right in the alley behind the Corner Bar on 4th St. in Midtown. The location is unusual, but easily accessible, especially if you happen to already be at the Corner Bar.

Hawaiian cooking is a cross-cultural mish-mash, simultaneously encompassing elements of Japanese, American, Polynesian, Korean and Portuguese traditions. It’s hearty, highly caloric cuisine that no-one will ever possibly mistake for a Nutri-System meal. Teriyaki Tiki presents diners with a unique, authentic menu, serving up Hawaiian fare the way it’s truly done back on the streets and beaches of our gorgeous 50th State. Plate Lunches are common on the islands, always with two scoops of steamed white rice, a scoop of sweet macaroni-potato salad, and the entrée.

Main dish options include Teriyaki Chicken, Teriyaki Beef or Teriyaki Pork; Korean-style Kalbi Ribs; Chicken Katsu, which is deep-fried tempura-style and served with a tangy dipping sauce; a Hamburger patty smothered in grilled onions and brown gravy; or Kalua Pork, a dish traditionally steamed in the earth under glowing volcanic rocks. Portion sizes are surreal, and one plate lunch has been known to feed a family of three Mushroom Trolls for five days.

For some reason, Hawaii consumes more Spam than any other state in the nation, and one of the more popular preparations is Spam Musubi, which is a slice of sweet and salty marinated Spam atop a cake of white rice and held together with a thick strip of nori. In other words, Spam sushi. Teriyaki Tiki has it listed as an appetizer, along with Saimin, a ramen-like soup in fish broth topped with Teriyaki Beef.

Loco Moco is another popular obesity-causer consisting of a massive beef patty with fried eggs on top and covered with gravy, all served atop a bowl of sticky rice. Room for dessert? Try Haupia, which is a sugary coconut gelatin/pudding thing often found at better luaus, or maybe Pineapple with Li Hing Mui, a salty dried plum with a cult following.

By the time I finally arrived at my dining room table with my precious cargo, I was ravenous. Both cats instantly began circling around underneath me, picking up on the presence of chicken like sharks sensing blood in the water. “Beat it!” I kicked, trying in vain to chase them away as I dove in. At the risk of sounding obscene, I must say such sweet and tender thighs I have never known. The barbecued flavors ran deep through the marinated teriyaki meat and it’s braised to a perfect texture; juicy and moist and enhanced occasional bits of crunchy, blackened skin. White rice is white rice, but the main dish wouldn’t seem right without its balancing presence, and the scoop of fresh-made macaroni-potato salad is a wonderfully one-of-a-kind thing, bright in flavor and heavily addictive.

The cats were now staring fixedly at me from atop the television set, fidgeting hungrily as I enjoyed every chickeny bite. I started to feel a twinge of guilt so I gave in, deciding that Terikaki Tiki was too good not to share, even with a couple of very spoiled kitties.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Mailbag: Sugar Shack

Dear Get Out,

I am a long time reader of your column and thoroughly enjoy your style and content. Having lived in CdA since the 1970s (graduated from CdA High in 1984), I often find myself remembering the same events, places, people, and tastes that you often write about. But here is one that I have been missing since the late 1980’s: The Sugar Shack.

To the best of my knowledge, the original Sugar Shack was located on Northwest Boulevard in the strip mall that now houses a smoke shop and a jewelry store (Cheryl Burchell Goldsmiths at 1524 NW Blvd). The business was a bakery that included pastries, cakes and cookies. Well, it was their signature sugar cookie that I remember the most and still have craving for. The cookie was a soft shortbread/sugar cookie but the white frosting was to die for. It was a hard frosting with a definite taste of licorice (anise maybe?). My mom would treat the family with goodies from the Sugar Shack on rare occasions. After graduating from HS, I left for the Coast Guard and insisted that care packages from home included Sugar Shack white frosted sugar cookies. Hone on leave in about 1987, I discovered that the Sugar Shack had moved into the newly constructed Silver Lake Mall and was in one of the small food vendor locations that are occupied by a pretzel shop now near JCPenny’s. By the time I got out, the Sugar Shack had drifted into obscurity and faded from the taste buds of the masses.

My hope, should you accept it, is that with your great knowledge, resources and infinite influence, you would be able to either find the original recipe of this awesome cookie/frosting combo or at least place something in a future article asking for assistance. Maybe someone out there remembers this tasteful delight or may even know someone who knows someone.

Having a jones for a particular flavor can be quite a frustrating thing. I have tried for years to reproduce it but to no avail.

Thanks for your great articles and any assistance you can provide.

Robert H.,
Coeur d'Alene

Dear Robert,

First, thanks for the kind words, glad you enjoy reading my ramblings. Secondly, I totally remember the Sugar Shack! I was pretty young when they closed for good, but I remember vividly visiting there as a wee child and climbing those steps up to the big glass wall where you could watch cakes and cookies being made and frosted. It seemed like such excitement at the time! Also, I absolutely recall those wonderful sugar cookies and that remarkable frosting. I can almost taste the stuff. You sent forth a rush of memories with that one. As far as the recipe, I'd love to know as well and I will definitely keep it stuck in my mind as a mission, as well as to find someplace local with a reasonably similar cookie - you never know what I might come across. Perhaps someone reading this can glean some light on the subject?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Spokane Blog Bible


Get Out is featured in a terrific little publication titled "Spokane Blog Bible" along with a dozen other local blogs. The project was put together by Spovangelist author Mariah McKay and she describes it as "A tantalizing little book packed with medieval graphics, URLs and distinctive descriptions for 12 of Spokane’s more active blogs. With topics ranging from photography to bicycling there is something for everyone in this user friendly hand-held guide."

Participating Blogs:

Down To Earth
Spokanarama
The Spovangelist
Cycling Spokane
7,000
Shallow Cogitations
Out There Monthly
Spokane Skeptic
Blush Response
Inland Echo
Get Out North Idaho
Skywalk Sensations

You can pick them up at various indie bookshops and coffee bars in Spokane and I'll be distributing a few here and there in Cd'A. Email me if you're interested in a copy and we'll finger it out.

If you live out of the area and covet one of these books, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Mariah McKay, c/o Community-Minded Enterprises, 25 W. Main Ave. Spokane, WA 99201

The buy direct cost is two for $3 while supplies last.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Chow List: 10 North Idaho Gift Ideas

The holidays are fully nigh, and whether you throw down for Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Festivus for the rest of us, more than likely you'll be doing some gift shopping. Here's a few suggestions with a local flavor:

1. Hermine's Marzipan Potatoes website
A dear old friend recently turned me on to these wonderful little old school European nuggets of joy recently. Hermine Sittel-Kubista has been quietly concocting her "Old World Confections" from the back of her clothing repair shop in a strip mall on Gov't Way for years. In fact, she's had so much success with her homemade sweets recently, the tailoring has become the back room job, and the candy has moved out front, complete with a small sitting area for patrons who choose to sin with her decadent luscious truffles and Lebkuchen. One of her most popular items is a small wooden crate filled with cocoa-powder dusted mini-potato shaped bites of pure marzipan, a rich, delicate, melt-in-your mouth candy made of almond paste. Sehr gut, ja!


2. "Mudgy and Millie" book by Susan Nipp website
This Moose-Mouse combo are the coolest Cd'A children's book characters since...aren't they're the only Cd'A children's book characters? At least they're the only ones to have not only a series of awesome sculptures around downtown Cd'A to climb atop and pose nude on in the middle of the night, but they also have their own cool theme song. It's repetitive and catchy ("Mudgy and Millie all around the town...Mudgy and Millie all around the town") and can be downloaded as an MP3 from their website. Can a syndicated animated series be far behind?


3. Wild Waters Season Passes website
Silverwood Theme Park might be a national draw these days, and its Boulder Beach waterpark is pretty darned cool, I admit. But when I was ten, the opening of Wild Waters was a life-changing phenomenon, and my season pass was used daily, all summer long. Hours were spent in the video arcade or eating gloppy cheese nachos or riding innertubes down the bright-blue tiered falls as slowly as possible or standing under the giant water faucet or waiting in line forever getting five alarm sunburns or sprawling out on the grass and listening to Prince's "Little Red Corvette" on KZZU or losing swimtrunks in a sudden rush of water midway down a long waterslide trip. I haven't been in many years and it may be somewhat ghetto now for all I know, but I'd still suggest that you get your favorite adolescent a an endless summer pass for only 90 bucks and maybe they'll end up with fond memories of their own.


4. "Coeur d'uane" T-Shirt website
You'll have to really, REALLY hunt for one of these very limited edition retro gems. I stumbled upon mine at St. Vinnies Thrift Store years ago and I'm not planning on selling (wait, name a price), but I seem to recall that Huckleberries Online blog boss Dave Oliveria might have some of these stashed away somewhere in the depths of his massive secret collection of Hagadone bric-a-brac. Maybe he'd be willing to trade it for some framed photos of three-headed animals. The back features another portrayal of the big H along with Jerry Jager, throwing a tantrum and yelling "Mine! Mine! Mine!" Who made these anyway and why?



5. Quicksilver Photography Makeover Portrait website
The CDA Press ad for Quicksilver's $39 makeover portrait special claims that it will be "the best portrait of yourself you've ever seen or it's free." I'd love to see some of the rejected photos that have caused them to tear up invoices over the years, they must be shockingly awful. The ladies in these ads usually look better to me in the before shot, more natural and at ease. The makeover always causes the victim to look harsh and majorly 80's - big hair, pouty ho lips, soft focus glow. Still, this is a fun gift for that Plain Jane on your list who never wears makeup and would look totally ridiculous in Joan Collins drag. Hopefully she has a sense of humor and is willing to put herself at the mercy of the Quicksilver Makeover team.



6. "The Treasure Called Tubbs Hill" book by Scott Reed website
Who knew there was so much to it? This book is filled with every little detail anyone could ever possibly need to know about Coeur d'Alene's gorgeous crown jewel. Whether you've only ever observed this pristine urban natural landmark from afar or if you spent your childhood exploring every nook and cranny, trail and cave (like myself), you'll find this tiny but intense paperback fascinating. It's remarkable that both commercial and residential development threatened to encroach on Tubbs Hill so many times over the last 120 years and that residents have always had the foresight to reject such advances and keep it exactly how it was 120 years ago and 120 zillion years ago. The Cd'A library sells copies autographed by Reed, so put a copy in everyone's stocking.


7. "Heat of the Awl" pendant by Cheryl Burchell website
I'm pretty sure Coeur d'Alene never had an official handcrafted jewelry item until Cheryl Burchell designed her "Heart Like An Awl" pendant, unless you count those kind of necklaces made from beer tabs and gum wrappers. Burchell's gorgeous design was inspired by the legend of how our town got it's name, described on her site as follows: "Coeur d'Alene is a French name that was given to the Schee-Schu-Umsh Indians of northern Idaho during the early fur trading days. The name Coeur d'Alene may have been an attempt by the Iroquios guides to describe the sharp trading practices of the Schee-Schu-Umsh. They were known to have hearts (coeur) as sharp as the point of an awl (alene), a sharp hand tool used to punch holes in leather for sewing. Thus the name "Coeur d'Alene." These babies won't majorly pierce your wallet either, starting at $29.95 for a small pendant.


8. Wildbeary Huckleberry Drink Mixer website
"Our huckleberry mixer is versatile and can be used in many different ways. Use in your favorite daiquiri or margarita, in slushies and smoothies. Special fruit desserts are made easy with our mixer. Huckleberry Lemonade Concentrate: Tart and tangy, this is a winning combination of fresh huckleberry juice and lemon juice. We make the concentrate, and all you do is add two parts water to 1 part of our concentrate! Try this over ice, as a cool and refreshing summer drink: add to sparkling wine or champagne for a wonderful punch or “sparkler” for special occasions. Or, add it to apple cider along with cinnamon and cloves for a very tummy warming winter drink!" Make an impression by bringing a bottle to the Christmas party. This stuff sounds like it'd be delish mixed with equal parts Vanilla Rum and Sprite for a nice buzz with local flair.


9. $5.5 Million Condo Unit at "The Terraces" website
The website selling homes in this Bose Radio look-alike Hagadone eyesore features photos of a private jet, a gaggle of artsy yuppie gals hanging on the sidewalk in front of Brix, and local stars Ellen Travolta and Jack Bannon performing together onstage. I love this glossy, semi-glamorous image of our town, so oblivious to the crusty ghetto that lies merely blocks away from this monstrosity on the east side of town. I've heard names from Oprah to Paris Hilton tossed around as potential parties interested in units. I've also heard conflicting stories saying that the terraces are either already all sold out or that they can't manage to find any interest and so it sits empty. Even though I think they're fugly, I doubt I'd complain if Santa happened to stuff my stocking with the keys to one of these places, just for the priceless lake views alone.


10. Professional Firefighters of Idaho 2009 Calendar website
Who doesn't love smiling shirtless firemen? What a matchless gift for your kooky, spicy aunt (or funny uncle); they'll love gazing at these hot fire fighters every day, all year round. Coeur d'Alene's own Luke Pichette is Mr. December and as the CDA Press so suggestively describes it, "sports an easy-going, boy-next-door insouciance hauling fire hose." Actually, that entire article was written in a way that suggests writer Alecia Warren had to excuse herself to do the she-bop in the bathroom afterwards. These calendars are a bargain for 15 dollars and the proceeds go to keep our young, brawny Idaho firemen fit and healthy for another year so they can be nice and buff for the Professional Firefighters of Idaho 2010 Calendar.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Monday Music: Scatterbox


Name: Scatterbox
Hometown: Coeur d'Alene, Idaho
Style: Punk
Formed: 2001

Band Members:
Tom White - Vocals
Mark Cogburn - Guitar
Scott Rozell - Drums
Sean Nicol - Guitar
Ryan White - Bass

Sounds Like: the ripping of a bedsheet, kind of like the sound of your bowels opening up when one has Ebola Zaire.

News:
An offical release date has been set for February 10th, 2009 for Inland Northwest hardcore punk band Scatterbox's fifth record titled "ENEMIES". The record is set for release as a co-release between Blackhouse Records and Clickpop Records.

The new album, produced by Tom Pfaeffle (Fear Before, Evergreen Terrace, Great White) and Nick Jarvelin (The Hollowpoints) and mixed and mastered by Dave Richards and Paul Turpin (Idiot Pilot, The Trucks) will be available for pre-order in December and will come with a free live CD recorded at the Knitting Factory in Spokane, WA from their recent show with The Misfits.

Discography:
Run Faster, Jump Higher (2001, Blackhouse)
Lipstick Stains and Shotgun Shells (2002, Blackhouse)
Infection III (2003, Blackhouse)
Sudden Movements (2005 Clickpop Records)
ENEMIES (2009 Clickpop Records/Rebel Alliance) To be released Feb. 2009.

Mp3 (Right-click and "Save as..."):
Null (Demo)
Scenester Dos (Unmastered)


Video: "Blackout" Music Video (2007)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Nate’s New York Pizza

Nate’s New York Pizza
920 N. Highway 41, Suite 1,
Post Falls,
773-6697

Here in the Inland Northwest one could say that the apples were big, but in the “Big Apple”, it’s the pizza pies that have all the size queens swooning. New York style pizza is identified by its thin hand-tossed crust, lightness of sauce and use of fresh mozzarella cheese, but most notable are it’s magnificently large dimensions. In fact, even a mere slice of the stuff is so unwieldy that it’s traditionally eaten folded in half. Folding pizza into quarters or eighths is not recommended however, as one will surely end up with a hot plop of sauce and cheese on the front of their purple velour double-breasted jacket, and who can afford the luxury of dry cleaning these days?

Nate Banner, the man responsible for bringing New York pizza to a strip mall in Post Falls, says that a group of locally transplanted east-coasters were waiting outside the store on opening day last year, ready to challenge his output to see if it could stand up to the original back home. These folks ordered just a slice at first and were so impressed they immediately had to order a giant 24-inch pie to take away. Many have become regular regulars, returning sometime two or three times in one day to quell their craving for a slice of the good stuff, according to Banner.

Some purists claim that there’s something about using actual New York City water in the dough that makes New York pizza what it is, and some pizzerias located outside of New York even have gallons of that city’s water shipped in so they can be authentic as possible. North Idaho might not have the same hip, fashionable Giardia and Cryptosporidium bacteria hopping from trendy club to trendy club in our boring old Rathdrum aquifer, but as far as anyone can tell, the dough, as well as the rest of the pizza pies at Nate’s, tastes just as delicious.

I was tragically unaware of Nate’s until I received an email recently (thanks, Liz) touting Nate’s as “awesome” and suggesting I check it out pronto. I looked on Google to find their exact location and pulled up a few user-submitted reviews raving about their fabulous food and the jaw-dropping circumference of their pizzas. “Couldn't even fit it in the backseat of my Ford Focus 4-door,” wrote one reviewer, and I pictured them returning home and having to fold up cold slices to microwave after being forced to strap the huge pie to the roof of their car with bungee cords. “Word to the wise,” read another comment, “do not get the large pizza unless you are feeding 10 or more adults. Make that grown men; it is huge.” I grabbed my keys and headed out the door with a mission; to see if one slice of Nate’s pizza was really enough to satiate even this very hungry grown man.

“Yeah, I’ll just have a couple of individual slices, what d’ya got for toppings” I said, with a hint of smugness. Nate chuckled slightly under his breath at my naiveté. “A couple of slices? Here, let me show you how big they are,” he said as he reached into the oven and pulled out a pizza pie so round and big it could cause a solar eclipse, or at the very least, an unexplainable wireless outage. “I’d suggest the lunch special, which is one slice with two toppings and a soda for $4.49” What a bargain! I ordered my favorite combo of toppings, pepperoni and pineapple, plus I had them throw on a handful of black olives for an extra 25 cents.

I picked a table with a good view of the large screen TV which was tuned into the History Channel’s oddly fascinating show “Ice Road Truckers.” The atmosphere of Nate’s Pizza is simple, almost stark, but classy and relaxing. A New York Yankees flag hangs proudly along with a half-dozen large framed posters featuring black-and-white images of that team’s legendary players such as Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio and Billy Crystal. The place has a breezy, open quality with lofty ceilings, large screen TVs, pale orange walls and subtle industrial elements like pattered steel paneling and wrought iron chairs.

An unexpected blizzard was causing our fearless but freezing trucker to become stranded on the weakest part of the Ice Road when Nate brought out my sizzling slice, which was actually too large to comfortably fit on its two side-by-side paper plates. “Careful,” he warned, “that’s some pretty hot stuff”. Stupidly, I ignored his advice, overwhelmed by the intoxication of the olfactory and visual experience brought on by this holy slice of pizza heaven suddenly before me.

“Aarrgh!” I resisted the urge to blurt it out, although my soft palette was now melted like a cheap marshmallow. I quickly chewed and swallowed, trying to remain graceful in front of strangers, who thankfully seemed to be too caught up in the TV’s arctic drama to notice my pained gesticulations. I chased it with some cold Cherry Pepsi and when that didn’t work I popped some ice cubes in my mouth. I’m not thrilled to admit that I burn my mouth all the time with pizza, so I certainly wasn’t damaged enough to let the little mishap ruin my lunch. I let my mega-slice cool a moment and after spilling pineapple and olives everywhere, remembered that I needed to fold the beast in half before eating. Once I was able to get hold of the darned thing, I fully dug in. The freshness of the ingredients was obvious in the subtle flavors of the homemade tomato sauce and in the bright colors of the toppings. The mozzarella cheese tasted freshly grated (a notable difference from pre-shredded) and the crust was ultra-thin but pliable, not cracker-like, and very scrumptious. I blacked out slightly in a haze of flavor bliss.

Mission accomplished: one Nate’s slice is equal to at least three regular-sized slices, more than enough to satisfy. Their pizza gets high marks in all categories and easily ranks among the best in the region. Nate’s also serves a variety of massive sandwiches and salads, calzones, and spaghetti. Beer and wine are also available with homemade New York Cheesecake for dessert, Careful, after all that you may be riding home bungeed to the roof of the car.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Swing Street Christmas Concert



Swing Street delivers old-fashioned Christmas
Big band to play at the Panida Theater

SANDPOINT, ID--Mark your calendars for an evening of great musical performances you won’t soon forget. It’ll be a night to remember, when some of the "finest talent that the Northern Region has to offer" comes together on one stage, for one night, for a good and worthy cause — the Daybreak Dementia Center Day Program, a non-profit organization sponsored by the Sandpoint Senior Center. With a multi-purpose goal of offering stimulation, therapy, socialization and respite for families, the center strives to bring support, laughter and a sense of hope to families living with dementia. Daybreak official Kelly Hurt encourages visits to tour the center.

This benefit concert by the Swing Street Big Band brings us "An Old Fashioned Christmas," which is worth the price of tickets alone.

"It don’t mean a thing if it ain't got that swing" is a motto Tom Walton and the late Ed Brown have had since the beginning, when the Swing Street Big Band took to the stage in 1998 in the old Elks Club. Ten years later, the band is still thriving, due mainly to a community that has embraced the notable, traditional swing style.

The Big Band's laudable uniqueness is due, in part, to its vocal quartet, "Swing Shift," as well as classically trained singer Karen Nielsen, and — incredibly — almost 400 songs in its vast musical library.

Band members come in all shapes, sizes, and from all walks of life — including pilots, engineers, a pharmacist, band directors, a taxidermist — the list is varied and colorful.

Swing Street's performances are highlighted by some of their most memorable ones: the Davenport Hotel Ballroom in Spokane, the Festival at Sandpoint New Year’s Eve festivities, Sandpoint Title formal parties, POAC Concerts on the Lawn, the Huckleberry Festival in Trout Creek, Mont., and Panhandle Alliance for Education events. The Big Band has performed in most of the towns and communities in the northern Panhandle region.

On tap to add their unique flavors to an already great sound — Selkirk Brass, Sandpoint Performing Choir, Along Four the Ride, Jon Brownell, Bill Reid and Maria Larson, John Kelley and Peter Lucht, Karen Nielsen, as well as the Swing Shift vocal quartet comprised of Tami and Dave Gunter, Joni Dirks and Alan Ball. This group often performs with the Big Band, providing the vocals for many of the Swing Era Standards, as well as your contemporary favs.

You could duplicate this lineup, if you flew to New York or L.A., but it's right here on our very own Panida stage! This is a show to cap off your office party, your Christmas shopping, or whatever else you may have on your calendar for the weekend.

Bring your friends to the concert on Saturday, Dec. 13, at 7:30 p.m. at the Panida Theater. Tickets are available at Eves Leaves, F.C. Weskill's, Monarch Mountain Coffee, and, of course, from band members. Call Tom Walton with questions at 208-263-3913.

Monday Music: Muddy Frog Watt'ers


Name: Muddy Frog Watt'ers
Style: Rockabilly / Americana / Acoustic
AKA "Low Rent Rockin' Hillbilly Blues"
Hometown: Bayview, Idaho
Formed: 1991

Band Members:

Clint Darnell: Singer, Guitar, Harmonica, Banjo, Mandolin.
John Vatstvog bass, guitar back up vocals & writer........ Sebastion Vatsvog aka killawatt kid drummer boy back up vocals,. He also has his own metal band & plays guitar, bass, singer/songwriter

Influences: Neil Young, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The beat Farmers, Southern Fried Rock, All 3 Hanks, and Johnny Cash...basically the stuff that makes your feet move.

Upcoming Gigs:
Dec 8 2008 9:00P
Connies Sandpoint, Idaho
Dec 9 2008 6:00P
Willies Coeur d Alene, Idaho
Dec 10 2008 6:00P
Linger Longer Lounge Sprit Lake, Idaho
Dec 12 2008 7:30P
Susies Bar & Grill Hayden, Idaho
Dec 15 2008 9:00P
Connies Cafe Sandpoint, Idaho
Dec 16 2008 6:00P
Willies Coeur d Alene, Idaho
Dec 17 2008 6:00P
Linger Longer Lounge Spirit Lake, Idaho
Dec 19 2008 7:30P
Susies Bar & Grill Hayden, Idaho
Dec 20 2008 7:30P
Hayden Eagles Hayden, Idaho

MP3: (Right-click and Save)
Blinking Reindeer
Catfish Jones

Video:

Live at the Time Out Tavern, 2006

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Milltown Grill

Milltown Grill
306 Spokane St.,
Post Falls.
457-1724

Spam, Spam , Schnitzel, Marmalade, Spam, B.B.I.T and Spam.

“I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay/I sleep all night and I work all day” sang the Merry Lumberjack to his Mounties in the classic Monty Python comedy sketch.“I cut down trees, I eat my lunch/I go to the lavatory/On Wednesdays I go shoppin'/And have buttered scones for tea.” The menu at the Milltown Grill in Post Falls features that song’s distant, long-lost cousin, entitled “The Lumberjack’s Prayer”. In this version, instead of ending up in women’s clothing and hanging around in bars, our lumberjack eats everything in sight until he finally cries “With alum bread and pressed beef butts/Dear Lord! You damn near ruined my guts/Your whitewash milk and Oleorine/I wish to Christ I’d never seen.” Penned about a hundred years ago, it was a career highlight for humorist and labor activist T-Bone Slim, who according to the menu tragically “went wino after the Wobble movement busted up.”

In fact, The Milltown Grill is ripe with history. The walls display a Museum-worthy collection of interesting local artifacts and ephemera including town founder Frederick Post’s birth certificate, marriage license, and WalMart receipts. They’ve even got a copy of the transfer of the ownership of the land itself from Chief Joseph who traded it to Mr. Post for some French toast and a hot fluffy omelet.

A Sunday morning flavored late-fall fog hovered over the dense forests of West Riverview Drive as Q, and I wound our way into Post Falls via the scenic back way. Sometimes I like to keep our breakfast destination a secret until we get there. “Where are we going, anyway? You know I’m scared of Post Falls.” He glared at me. I did know this actually, and I’ve never been able to quite figure out this particularly odd quirk of his. “It’s okay,” I offered. “I won’t let mean old Post Falls getcha. We’ll just zoom in, eat, and zoom out again.” “I’m totally too hungry right now to care anyway” he growled, ignoring my sarcasm.”Are we almost there?”

Pulling into the Milltown Grill lot, the first thing we spotted was a sign touting the lofty acronym “B.B.I.T. Best Breakfast in Town.” Settling down near the door at the one empty table in the small, busy place, we discussed how we would have no choice but to take this B.B.I.T. business as a serious challenge; Frankly, the two of us have really been around the block a few times when it comes to local breakfast joints and to lay a claim to the title of THE best is rather boastful. Actually, “in town” would refer specifically to Post Falls, which narrowed down the competition quite a bit, since neither of us could really recall having breakfast anywhere else within those city limits recently enough to count. Ultimately, the Milltown Grill had us. They would have to be B.B.I.T. automatically by default.

“Observe me on my bended legs/I’m askin’ you for ham and eggs/And of the hottest custard pies/I like, Dear Lord, the largest size” continues “The Lumberjack’s Prayer”. Turns out that B.B.I.T. is an actual menu item, a mega-scramble of sorts with eggs, onion, peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, ham, bacon, sausage, hashbrowns and covered in shredded cheddar cheese. I wanted to give it a whirl, but I was more enthralled with the idea of the “Schnitzel Breakfast” so I made Q. order the B.B.I.T. so I could just steal a few bites of his. Seems like their Steak and Eggs must rock as well, since all four folks who were seated across from us requested an order without even bothering with menus., They also feature a bunch of dishes with names that reflect Post Falls’ industrious past like the “Logroller Omelets”, the blueberry or buckwheat “Timberjack Pancakes”, and the “Traumatic Head Injury Oatmeal” with fresh berries.

Lunch options provoke the warm fuzzies with comfort classics like hot turkey and beef sandwiches with mashed potatoes and gravy and “Log Jam Soup”, a homemade vegetable variety presumably named to once again highlight the town’s heritage and not to highlight the soup’s digestive effects. A few token salads cater to the pursed lip crowd and their snotty trip about “healthy vegetables”, leaving the calorie-rich burgers and fries and deep fried halibut to work their deadly, delicious magic on everyone else’s arteries. A note on the menu claims “If you don’t see what you want, ask and we’ll make it.” I thought about coming up with something outrageous just to be sassy. “Um, I don’t see it on the menu but I’d like the Lobster Thermidor Aux Crevettes and a Poached Ostrich Egg sprinkled with White New Zealand Truffles and Spam.” I resisted the urge; our waitress was far too friendly and focused on her work to purposely confuse.

Weiner Schnitzel usually consists of a thin piece of veal or pork, but here the Schnitzel is a white chicken breast flattened out to a ¼ inch thick pulp, then breaded and cooked like a Chicken Fried Steak, resulting in a Chicken Fried Chicken. Mine was truly tender and flavorful, made even more so by the splash of zesty country gravy. I usually pick disinterestedly at hash browns, but these were texturally light and just the right amount of crisp. I made them a short-lived task, along with a perfectly flat, folded yellow square of scrambled eggs and a super-fine stack of burly hotcakes. No complaints at all from me. Q. also couldn’t find any real reason to challenge his B.B.I.T. Mostly, he raved about his Rye Swirl toast with orange marmalade, a substance which he astoundingly claimed to have never before tasted. We waddled out convinced that even if we had a bunch of other Post Falls breakfast experiences under our belts to compare it to, the Milltown Grill would still rise to the top of our bottle of Aunt Jemima.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Monday Music: Somebody's Hero




Name:
Somebody's Hero
Hometown: Post Falls, ID

Band Members:
Blane Q. Petersen - Keyboards, Vocals;
Dave "The Wave" May - Drums, Vocals;
Deawna Stewart - Lead Vocals;
Emerson Cole- Bass Guitar, Vocals;
Mark Hendricks - Guitar, Vocals

About: NOW OFFERING THE BEST IN MODERN ROCK!!! We cover from Jerry Lee Lewis to Leona Lewis to Gretchen Wilson to Van Halen to Pink to Megadeth. The band has been playing around the northwest for the last 6 years in all the local hotspots. We have a little something for everyone.

Songlist: Rehab by Amy Winehouse Mony Mony by Billy Idol Black Horse And A Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis Superstitious by Stevie Wonder Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison Right To Be Wrong by Joss Stone Little Sister by Elvis Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson Funky Music by Wild Cherry Brick House by Commadoors Get The Party Started by Pink Freak Out by Le Chic Rock Around The Clock by Bill Hailey and The Comets I’m A Believer by The Monkeys Man I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain U Spin Me by DOA Smoke On The Water by Deep Purple Never Tear Us Apart by INXS Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett U and UR Hand by Pink Sweet Home by Lynyrd Skynyrd Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood Hella Good by No Doubt Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf Mercy by Duffy That’s The Way by KC and The Sunshine Band Jump by Van Halen Beautiful By Christina Aguilera Rebel Yell by Billy Idol I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry Man In The Box by Alice in Chains I Want To R-N-R All Night by Kiss What I Like About U by The Romantics Black Velvet by Alana Miles Paralyzer by Finger 11 Word Up by Korn Hard To Handle by The Black Crowes Pride And Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughn This Love by Maroon 5 Symphony Of Destruction by Megadeth Ice Cream Man by Van Halen Love Song by Sara Bareilles Ladies Night by Kool and The Gang Underneath It All by No Doubt La Grange by ZZ Top Don’t Stop Believing by Journey LA Woman by The Doors Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns-n-Roses Celebration by Kool and The Gang U Really Got Me by Van Halen Drive by Incubus Highway To Hell by AC/DC Faithfully by Journey

Somebody's Hero will be performing at the Shore Lounge in the Cd'A Resort December 11-13 at 9 p.m.